Its Friday and that means one thing. Limericks.
A woman went into a shop,
and asked the cashier for a mop.
Said the seller "it looks,
clear we only sell books.
Every day the same question please stop."
A Washington boy on a bus ,
saw the driver from chest pains collapse.
He jumped up and steered,
turned the keys off and veered.
Saving several lives without fuss.
A hadron collider called Cern,
was constructed to help us all learn.
It looked like things might,
travel faster than light.
But the reason lay elsewhere it turned.
More to follow
A woman went into a shop,
and asked the cashier for a mop.
Said the seller "it looks,
clear we only sell books.
Every day the same question please stop."
A Washington boy on a bus ,
saw the driver from chest pains collapse.
He jumped up and steered,
turned the keys off and veered.
Saving several lives without fuss.
A hadron collider called Cern,
was constructed to help us all learn.
It looked like things might,
travel faster than light.
But the reason lay elsewhere it turned.
More to follow
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